Thursday, February 28, 2008

Interview with Cover Girl


Feisty: How has your life changed since you appeared on the cover of Garden’s West?

Cover Girl: I have this stupid nickname now.

Feisty: Don’t worry about it, nicknames are easy to shake.

Cover Girl: Oh, like Tenacious?

Feisty: That one didn't take.

Feisty: The article you wrote that raised you to stardom was on Hypertufa. Do you prefer Hypertufa to Tufa?

Cover Girl: As you know FKAF, naturally occurring tufa is extremely hard to find, so I’m o.k. with the man-made stuff. It’s also lightweight, freeze-proof, retains moisture, and drains well.

Feisty. Exactly. Any other photo shoots planned.

Cover Girl: Not at this time.

Feisty. Speaking engagements, press junkets, P.R. Tours?

Cover Girl: I think my agent lost my number.

Feisty. Weird. The same thing happened to me.

Cover Girl: Another Beer?

Feisty. Sure!

ACL vs PCL

Dave: Man, that Haiku about Dani last week was lame.

Feisty: A Haiku is a seventeen syllable Japanese Poem three lines long with the form of five syllables in the first and third line and seven syllables in the seventh. It was a Limerick - a light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme AABBA.

Dave: Whatever. Let me know how you make out with the RAP career.

Feisty: She got the shut-out didn’t she?

Dave: Oh, so now you’re taking credit for that as well?

Feisty: Of course not! She played awesome… So how’s the knee?

Dave: Still sore. I wrecked my ACL.

Feisty: I thought it was your PCL?

Dave: The PCL is usually injured through hyperextension of the knee or bending it backwards. You see, the knee can be thought of as having four ligaments holding it in place, one at each side to stop the bones sliding sideways and two crossing over in the middle to stop the bones sliding forwards and backwards. It is the latter two in the middle that are called the cruciate ligaments, the posterior cruciate ligament (meaning back - PCL) and anterior cruciate ligament (meaning front- ACL).

Feisty: So when can you play next?

Dave: The anterior cruciate ligament is considered to be the principal ligamentous restraint to anterior tibio-femoral displacement and is the most commonly injured of the major knee joint ligaments.

Injuries to the anterior cruciate ligament range from partial to complete rupture and result in varying degrees of knee joint instability and loss of function. An unfavourable interaction of the dynamic and static stabilising factors may predispose team-game players to increased threat of anterior cruciate ligament disruption. In particular, optimal functioning of the dynamic muscle stabilisers of the knee joint may be fundamental to the prevention of or limit the severity of ligamentous injury.

This may be important also in preventing re-injury since, if not treated by means of surgery or aggressive compensatory muscle rehabilitation towards optimal function, the extent of the original tear is highly related to the extent of subsequent further injury to the anterior cruciate ligament. The knee joint instability associated with the anterior cruciate ligament-deficient knee is thought to be related to significant and progressive damage to articular components, which may ultimately lead to early onset osteoarthritis.

This injury has progressed from representing a career-threatening event to that of an extended absence from the game for most players. Contemporary surgical interventions demand typically a subsequent six-month rehabilitation programme prior to the player recommencing competitive match-play. Thus this injury still presents extensive physiological and psychological challenges to the player and often a logistical threat to the employer. Despite the advances in contemporary treatment, the latter potential costs suggest that wherever possible, factors that may contribute to the prevention of this injury or a reduction of its severity should be explored fully. However, in the absence of appropriate compensatory rehabilitation, even relatively minor anterior cruciate ligament trauma (which may remain undiagnosed) may act as a precursor for more severe subsequent ligamentous injury and other co-morbidity factors such as meniscal injury.

Feisty: Thanks for clearing that up.

Dave: Did you know he only animal with 4 knees is the elephant?

Feisty: Hope to see you on the ice soon.

Dave: Another Beer?

Feisty: Sure!

Original 6

Feisty: I can’t believe that 3 of the Original 6 NHL teams didn’t make the playoffs this year.

Dave: What do you mean, ‘Original 6’?

Feisty: You know, the 6 teams that started in the NHL; The Canadiens, Maple Leafs, Red Wings, Bruins, Rangers, and Blackhawks.

Dave: There’s nothing original about those teams. The first NHL season began in 1917 with 4 Teams – The Montreal Canadiens, the Toronto Arenas, the Ottawa Senators, and the Montreal Wanderers. Why not call them the Original 4?

Feisty: Well, unlike some of the teams you mention, all of the ‘Original 6’ teams are still playing today, so it’s like the ‘Original-6-teams-that-are-still-playing.’

Dave: The Canadians are still playing today, the Senators are back, and the Toronto Arenas became the Maple leafs. So why not call these teams the Original 3?

Feisty: What happened to the Montreal Wanderers?

Dave: Their Arena burnt down.

Feisty: Sorry to hear. Not much of league with only 3 teams. 6 is a more substantial number.

Dave: In 1931 the NHL was up to 10 teams, then downsized to 6 because of World War II. Why not refer to those teams as the ‘Original 10’?

Feisty: Those 6 teams in 1942 stood for 25 years before the league expanded in ’67. Most of us don’t remember much of what happened before that. Not much video around from 1917.

Dave: So we should ignore history and turn our backs on our Canadian Heritage? The phrase ‘Original 6’ was coined by American hockey broadcasters who couldn’t admit that anything good could originate in Canada without any American Teams. The Original 4 NHL teams were all Canadian.

(Dave takes a big gulp, and continues …)

Dave: It’s like saying Bertuzzi was an ‘Original’ Canuck when he came here in 97’, 27 years after the Canucks franchise originated.

Feisty: I’ve got an ‘Original’ Bertuzzi Canuck Jersey for sale…

Dave: Good luck with that. Another Beer?

Feisty: Sure!

Benefits of Napping

Dave: Feisty, I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep lately, with the new baby and everything; have you seen her Blog ? Anyway, I was wondering if you thought a nap before a late game would be beneficial?

Feisty: The will to play hockey is strong, but the body's ability to follow that will weakens with each hour spent awake. Ultimately, the fatigue from lack of sleep can become so powerful that concentration, motivation and the ability to score goals are seriously impaired.

Dave: But I usually feel way worse after I wake up from a snooze.. Naps just don't work for me.

Feisty: Practically everyone experiences post-nap sleepiness, termed "sleep inertia," immediately upon awakening from a nap. This is why many people think naps aren't helpful. They remember the immediate discomfort they feel right after they wake up rather than the long-term benefits from the extra sleep.

Dave: Isn’t inertia the tendency of an object at rest to remain at rest, and of an object in motion to remain in motion? I don’t want to be groggy when we play the Barbarians!

Feisty: Performance and mood generally are lowest during the first five minutes after awakening, but usually recover after 15 to 30 minutes. The easiest way to avoid sleep inertia and reap the greatest benefits from napping is to allow about an hour between nap-wake-up and game time.

Dave: So How long should I nap for?

Feisty: At least one hour will improve performance and alertness, but there is a direct relationship between nap length and performance -- the longer the nap, the longer the beneficial effects on performance and mood.
Dave: Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Another beer?

Feisty: Sure!

Bulge the Mesh.

Dave: I heard you ringed one off the post last week, sorry I couldn’t be there to see it.
Feisty: Yeah, but luckily the rebound went right to Katie on the doorstep.


Dave: Did she bang one in?
Feisty: She buried it!


Dave: Did she put the puck away?
Feisty: She sealed the deal!


Dave: Did she roof it?
Feisty: Top shelf, where Mom keeps the peanut butter!


Dave: Did she sink the biscuit?
Feisty: She rattled the yawning cage!


Dave: Did she made it count?
Feisty: She rippled the twine!


Dave: Did she find the back of the net?
Feisty: She rammed the rubber and bulged the mesh!


Dave: Now you’re really reaching, Dude.
Feisty: The chick lit it up!


Dave: Just let it go. Another beer?
Feisty: Sure!

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Geometry 101

From November 2005:

Dave Adair and I recently had a riveting discussion regarding the new area behind the goal line where NHL Goalies are allowed to play the puck.

Dave: Hey Feisty, what’s that name of that shape defined by lines that begin six feet from either goal post and extend diagonally to points 28 feet apart at the endboards?

Feisty: Well Dave, I’m glad you asked. The shape is a four-sided polygon (quadrilateral) having exactly one pair of parallel sides, known as a Trapezoid.

Dave: I thought it was a Bermuda Rhombus.

Feisty: While the sum of all angles is 360 degrees for both the Trapezoid and the Rhombus, the Rhombus is a four-sided polygon having all four sides of equal length. It’s a common misnomer.

Dave: Must the opposite sides of a Trapezoid always be congruent too?
Feisty: They don't have to be.

Dave: Oh, so the other sides can look any way that you want them to?

Feisty: Right. However, the other sides cannot be parallel because we say that trapezoids have exactly one pair of parallel sides.

Dave: Yeah, because if it had 2 pairs of parallel sides then it would be a parallelogram!

Feisty: Very perceptive of you! Do you remember what we call a triangle that has two congruent sides?

Dave: An isosceles triangle?

Feisty: Right. So what do you think we call a trapezoid in which the two non-parallel sides are congruent?

Dave: An isosceles trapezoid?

Feisty: Fantabulous! Another beer?

Dave: Sure!