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Orca Bay adds Steamy Entertainment

With the Canucks tanking just before the playoffs, the marketing department at Orca Bay is extremely worried that fans will not renew their season tickets.

To up the entertainment value between periods, they've added this awesome on-ice attraction:

New Hockey Tips Blog!

Well, your favorite Blogger has been at it again with an interactive new Blog called Hockey Tips.

Hockey Tips is:

• A collection of Tips I’ve been given over the years


• Links to other tips on the web


• Tips submitted by players like You

So click on the puck and pass on a Tip for the rest of us!!

Beer and Hockey

BeerandHockey.com. That says it all!

Beer Reviews, Hot models wearing the coolest T-shirts, and Dances with Mullets. Awesome.

Another Great Joke from Cam!

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde, an Aussie, said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was.

St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him.
The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they
buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..."

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued,

"Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

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Submitted by Cam!

A classic scene from: Grinder House

Dean Wormer:
Have you gentlemen seen your mid-season stats?
I've seen them.
Karl Dennis. 2 goals and 2 assists.
Congratulations. You're the Grinders’ top point getter.
Now let’s see … Dee Dutton…

Dee:
Hello!

Dean Wormer:
Captain of the Grinders ...
No goals and 1 assist. A fine example you set.

Dee:
Yes, sir, but those aren’t the Grinder’s stats.
I think you must be looking at the stats for the Barbaeri…

Dean Wormer:
Silence!
Feisty... No points whatsoever.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Be sure to tell the others exactly what l'm about to tell you.

Feisty:
What, sir?

Dean Wormer:
You're out!
Finished on the Grinders. All of you!
l want your uniforms back by Monday morning.

Feisty:
All three of them?

Dean Wormer:
And l'm sure you'll be happy to know...
That you’ve all been sent down to the Surrey Ringette League.

(Feisty looks ill)

Dean Wormer:
Well? Well?

(Feisty is Stammering)

Dean Wormer:
Out with it!

(Feisty is Blows chunks)

End of Scene.