Tuesday, March 4, 2008

A classic scene from: Grinder House


Dean Wormer:
Have you gentlemen seen your mid-season stats?
I've seen them.
Karl Dennis. 2 goals and 2 assists.
Congratulations. You're the Grinders’ top point getter.
Now let’s see … Dee Dutton…

Dee:
Hello!

Dean Wormer:
Captain of the Grinders ...
No goals and 1 assist. A fine example you set.

Dee:
Yes, sir, but those aren’t the Grinder’s stats.
I think you must be looking at the stats for the Barbaeri…

Dean Wormer:
Silence!
Feisty... No points whatsoever.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Be sure to tell the others exactly what l'm about to tell you.

Feisty:
What, sir?

Dean Wormer:
You're out!
Finished on the Grinders. All of you!
l want your uniforms back by Monday morning.

Feisty:
All three of them?

Dean Wormer:
And l'm sure you'll be happy to know...
That you’ve all been sent down to the Surrey Ringette League.

(Feisty looks ill)

Dean Wormer:
Well? Well?

(Feisty is Stammering)

Dean Wormer:
Out with it!

(Feisty is Blows chunks)

End of Scene.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What's so bad about Ringette?

I don't collect stats as I prefer those around me to accumulate them. I'm a "giving" type of person.