Feisty: How has your life changed since you appeared on the cover of Garden’s West?
Cover Girl: I have this stupid nickname now.
Feisty: Don’t worry about it, nicknames are easy to shake.
Cover Girl: Oh, like Tenacious?
Feisty: That one didn't take.
Feisty: The article you wrote that raised you to stardom was on Hypertufa. Do you prefer Hypertufa to Tufa?
Cover Girl: As you know FKAF, naturally occurring tufa is extremely hard to find, so I’m o.k. with the man-made stuff. It’s also lightweight, freeze-proof, retains moisture, and drains well.
Feisty. Exactly. Any other photo shoots planned.
Cover Girl: Not at this time.
Feisty. Speaking engagements, press junkets, P.R. Tours?
Cover Girl: I think my agent lost my number.
Feisty. Weird. The same thing happened to me.
Cover Girl: Another Beer?
Feisty. Sure!
2 comments:
RE: Feisty you have waaaayyyyyy too much time on your hands, but I must agree that the Blog is a thing of beauty.
By the way how many beers did we have before that interview? Because I don't even remember it. And by the way I usually get paid an Honorarium for interviews and lectures, so can I assume that the cheque is in the mail?
CoverGirl
The cheque is in the Mail!!!
How did Cover BOY feel about this interview? When's his interview? What magazine cover does he grace? That would be "Ingrid's Boyfriend".
Ah, Cover Girl. Our very own celebrity... brings joy to my heart.
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